hedgehogs which lie tumbling in my barefoot way

Sales Engineer Filibuster

2009-03-17T14:29:00.001-07:00

If I'm wrong then I want to lose.

impossible without anal nipples

2009-02-22T15:43:00.000-08:00

...but only the skunk family has raised the anal spray to an art

Feedback

2009-02-20T01:33:00.000-08:00

...help CO2 make all your dreams come true!

"I'll pick you up next week, all right?"

2009-01-29T16:35:00.000-08:00

When I began to revise it, where I expected to find meaning and consistency, I encountered one non sequitur after another. Instead of accepting this, I kept searching, harassed, obsessed, anxious, as though reality itself could fail along with my concept of it, and I was ready to twist or exaggerate or play down my own findings. I got into a state of strange disquiet; I could go to sleep if I went to bed late, but a few hours later I would be wide awake, until I decided to get up and continue reading or writing.

SEM = Rocket Science

2008-12-30T20:26:00.000-08:00

...similar to algorithms used by NASA, our proprietary campaign optimization technology continually monitors the relevance and performance of your keywords and ads 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

La Santa Cena del Señor

2008-12-29T12:35:00.000-08:00

long dried to wrinkled effigies of themselves

2008-12-28T22:44:00.000-08:00

She held his hand in her lap and he could feel the tops of her stockings through the thin stuff of her summer dress. Freeze this frame. Now call down your dark and your cold and be damned.

Russ

2008-12-24T05:41:00.000-08:00

My name is Russell Shoemaker. I sold technology to the world, back when there was technology... and people to sell it to.

princess unicorn

2008-12-24T05:40:00.001-08:00

my horn can pierce the sky

heartburn

2008-12-24T05:38:00.000-08:00

an elbow in the esophagus

Life Lessons

2008-12-03T10:24:00.000-08:00

I absolutely love all the life lessons I am learning out here.

the defenestrated Andalusian baroque poet

2008-11-18T10:08:00.000-08:00

The recuperation of the defenestrated Andalusian baroque poet did not respond to a mere caprice of the authors of the so-called Generation of 1927.

those nefarious Kazon

2008-11-03T11:31:00.000-08:00

Don't worry, Captain. You can count on me to keep those nefarious Kazon at bay.

the appearance of reloading

2008-11-03T11:27:00.001-08:00

The issue was that the "Default" Link was disappearing after clicking on the first checkbox which caused the appearance of the entire page was reloading.

This is fixed so that the appearance of reloading isn't seen and the scroll position stays when clicking on a checkbox.

...that Spirit unfortunate

2008-10-28T22:42:00.000-07:00

'Tis true, I am that Spirit unfortunate,
Who leagu'd with millions more in rash revolt
Kept not my happy Station, but was driv'n
With them from bliss to the bottomless deep,
Yet to that hideous place not so confin'd
By rigor unconniving, but that oft
Leaving my dolorous Prison I enjoy
Large liberty to round this Globe of Earth,
Or range in th'Air, nor from the Heav'n of Heav'ns
Hath he excluded my resort sometimes.

Mister Jennings

2008-10-24T20:35:00.000-07:00

Comment: i miss tim russert
Response: yeah, me too... but I miss peter jennings more

The RY-RI's be happy

2008-10-21T17:26:00.000-07:00

diagram that if you can

2008-10-20T20:31:00.000-07:00

Launch an aggressive local campaign to multiply the number of qualified leads going to your business by building a stronger long term presence in the natural results and increasing advertising on the sponsored link section.

Homeward Bound

2008-10-18T03:57:00.001-07:00

CONTROL!

2008-09-26T00:51:00.000-07:00

That is not the responsibility of your control!

Guinevere

2008-09-24T23:03:00.000-07:00

...you've mistaken me for someone with potential...

RIP DFW

2008-09-16T22:35:00.000-07:00

If it's true that many Americans are lonely, and if it's true that many lonely people are prodigious TV-watchers, and it's true that lonely people find in television's 2-D images relief from their stressful reluctance to be around real human beings, then it's also obvious that the more time spent at home alone watching TV, the less time spent in the world of real human beings, and that the less time spent in the real human world, the harder it becomes not to feel inadequate to the tasks involved in being a part of the world, thus fundamentally apart from it, alienated from it, solipsistic, lonely.

...he's got stones

2008-09-15T15:37:00.001-07:00

One shot Wadley

238 Americans

2008-09-07T22:01:00.000-07:00

we guesstimate there are 238 Americans who go by the name

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a lot of cookies

2008-09-05T12:56:00.000-07:00

Holy crap... that's a lot of cookies

Cynicism

2008-08-15T11:46:00.000-07:00

cynicism is reality with an alternate spelling - Woody Allen

Joyce McKinney

2008-08-10T15:22:00.000-07:00

"I loved him so much that I would ski naked down Mt Everest with a carnation up my nose if he asked me to."

The center of historical excitement

2008-08-08T20:15:00.000-07:00

But on or about June 29, 2007, human character changed. That, of course, was the release date of the first iPhone.

On that date, media displaced culture. As commenters on The American Scene blog have pointed out, the means of transmission replaced the content of culture as the center of historical excitement and as the marker of social status.

Lecture on Discoveries and Inventions

2008-08-03T02:27:00.000-07:00

All creation is a mine, and every man a miner.

Donuts

2008-07-29T10:53:00.001-07:00

I’m bringing donuts in tomorrow. What do you guys want?

Become Awesome

2008-07-23T17:57:00.000-07:00

[Sales & Marketing (Carina)] "Become Awesome" was completed

A smart tactic

2008-07-23T13:07:00.001-07:00

A smart tactic would be to use the huge monster that is the social crowd to delicately thread the needle of the local search.

BJ's

2008-07-22T14:40:00.001-07:00

Eat at B.J.'s and get gas!

at the drive-in

2008-07-13T23:35:00.000-07:00

up front: what's the difference between a hamburger and a rangeburger?
behind: rangeburger's better
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up front: [blank stare]
behind: [blank stare]
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behind: has two patties
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behind: like a big mac
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behind: but better
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up front: [blank stare]
behind: [blank stare]
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up front: i'd like a rangeburger

at the drive-through

2008-07-13T06:06:00.000-07:00

i'm so tired... i get off at 10 but then I gotta go home... and read scriptures and stuff... I'm gonna be so tired