Sales Engineer Filibuster

If I'm wrong then I want to lose.

impossible without anal nipples

...but only the skunk family has raised the anal spray to an art

Feedback

...help CO2 make all your dreams come true!

"I'll pick you up next week, all right?"

When I began to revise it, where I expected to find meaning and consistency, I encountered one non sequitur after another. Instead of accepting this, I kept searching, harassed, obsessed, anxious, as though reality itself could fail along with my concept of it, and I was ready to twist or exaggerate or play down my own findings. I got into a state of strange disquiet; I could go to sleep if I went to bed late, but a few hours later I would be wide awake, until I decided to get up and continue reading or writing.

SEM = Rocket Science

...similar to algorithms used by NASA, our proprietary campaign optimization technology continually monitors the relevance and performance of your keywords and ads 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

La Santa Cena del Señor

long dried to wrinkled effigies of themselves

She held his hand in her lap and he could feel the tops of her stockings through the thin stuff of her summer dress. Freeze this frame. Now call down your dark and your cold and be damned.

Russ

My name is Russell Shoemaker. I sold technology to the world, back when there was technology... and people to sell it to.

princess unicorn

my horn can pierce the sky

heartburn

an elbow in the esophagus